New ASP logo is an instant cl-ass-ic.

As per their new media regulations, any comments or opinions you might have on the new ASP logo are the property of your ASS.

Golfboard Safety Video

Surreality

A huge THANKS! to Mike Mantalos for this epic find.

ASP Public Relations Rankings, aided by Lewis Samuels, Part 6.

2014 PR of the ASP's bottom half by LS, Part 5

ASP 2014 Power Ranking's by Lewis Samuels, for the ASP, Part 4

ASP's Deleted Lewis Samuels Power Rankings, Part 3

Lewis Samuels ASP 2014 Power Rankings, Part 2

Lewis Samuels ASP Power Rankings 2014, Part 1.

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Ɔlayton Kershaw

Clayton’s 2014 Season Just Got A New Twist

First Ambidextrous Ɔy Young Winner?

Tom Cuʁʁen

You Can Switch The 2’s Around – But This Was Still 2 Decades Ago

Tom’s doppleganger, Thom Curren was, for years, the best goofyfoot on the planet. Sorry Occy.

Jim Duncan O'Brien Going Swithfoot at saiN

Make Sure You Wipe Front To Back and Side To Side.

The only thing missing is a softop transfer on these switcharoos.

Medina Flipping on a Right or Flopping on a Left?

Gabby Naturally Makes Me Wonder

Perhaps I'm getting a little too cheeky, but can power, flow and style go both ways?

Bethany Hamilton's Arms Are Interchangable

Hand down, the most amazing surfer ever.

A right arm is worth one on a left but a left arm may be worth two on a right?

Peyton Manning Reveals Secret Attack For Super Bowl

You Fools Reaching Around Wrong While I Unspool This LEFT HANDED 40 Yard rope IN.YO.FACE!

Masturbation later this evening will never feel so wrong and yet so right to Peyton MVPanning.

Bobby's Backside's Back, Alright!

Holding Serve On A Court With His Peers

Sometimes the best backhanded compliment is a good forehand.

Jimmy Hendrix 12 String Blues, Flip Flopped

Now, if Left turned out to be Right, I don't mind.

Following along from the other side.